arminalert:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

'pots were also smashed during altercation'

arminalert:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

'pots were also smashed during altercation'

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brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

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i-m-snek:

soewavy:

erica9876:

bucketeyes:

unexplained-events:

Franco Banfi

A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.

"At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing." - Franco Banfi

It’s like a horror story

karameldragon

YO FUCK THAT THAT THING IS HUGE

Yeahhh annies are harmless. Even if they wanted to eat a human, which they don’t, they can’t swallow us because our shoulders are too wide.

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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dr-whiteman:

kingdom-harsh:

a-very-madoka-christmas:

hamsturfinnur:

age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure

#except for the mom in the first picture. she died oh

oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST

SERIOUSLY

dr-whiteman:

kingdom-harsh:

a-very-madoka-christmas:

hamsturfinnur:

age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure

#except for the mom in the first picture. she died
oh

oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST

SERIOUSLY

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comic-everywhere:

The Hulk battles Thanos http://comic-everywhere.tumblr.com/

comic-everywhere:

The Hulk battles Thanos http://comic-everywhere.tumblr.com/

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"Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil."

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